Sodakian Blogs

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2005-04-21T14:40:00.000-05:00

yeay!! straight dope... I found this amusing tooo... not much else that I want to talk about so I'll keep quoting Cecil...

Other alleged perpetrators that have been fingered from time to time include: (a) Satanists, who use the cattle in some unspeakable ritual; (b) Big Oil, which uses the missing cattle organs to detect the telltale signs of nearby petroleum deposits (yeah, it doesn't make sense to me either); and perhaps best of all (c) the unconscious manifestations of the Mass Mind.

This last theory is the invention of one Thomas Bearden, a retired army officer in Alabama, who believes as follows (I quote from Maclean's magazine):

"The mutilations are the physical manifestation of the whole human unconsciousness which is somehow aware that the Soviets will, probably within three years, invade and destroy the Western world.... Cattle are female symbols representing the U.S., and the surgical precision of the mutilations indicates the precision of the military operations to come.

"The removal of genitals and organs signifies the end of children in the Western world and the cutting off of ears and tongues predicts the end of free speech." You bet, Tom.

Sensible people, such as (one presumes) anyone reading this column, generally believe that the mutilations are the result of natural predators. A minority of cases are the work of brain-damaged farm boys who get ideas after reading about mutilations in the papers.

-- Cecil Adams

and link time... boop boop

um... hi

2005-04-05T15:26:00.000-05:00

So yea... I don't know exactly what happened to our blog or why we're missing our banner... but I thought this was amusing so I'm putting it somewhere

Junky qoph-flags vext crwd zimb

... meaning, "Trashy flags with a design resembling the Hebrew letter qoph exasperated an Ethiopian fly whose customary habitat was an ancient Celtic stringed instrument (crwd)." But it's not like I'm telling you something you don't already know.

--CECIL ADAMS

English is fun....
oh and here's the link
doot doot do do

2005-01-17T01:48:00.000-06:00

my computer isn't working... I can't update music list it sucks.... no more blogging for matt til it works... I put new motherboard in with processor in a new box.. and when I turn it on nothing happens but everything powers up.. its like the ram isn't loading, but i've reset the ram many times... help!

i guess this is more of a house thing...

2005-01-15T13:30:00.001-06:00

for anyone who read this on my blog, this is just a repost that meeces made me do because he things the subject is more of a house thing than a personal thing, though it only deals with me and him... what does the audience have to say?

today meeces and i went to hobby lobby. they have lots of really neat-o stuff there, and every time i go in i feel like i should buy a lot of crap and go into interior decorating. living in the 'new' house made this feeling even stronger today. i told this to meeces and he told me there would be no theme for decorating the house except for randomness. kind of like how random weaponsets are the bomb-diggity on halo 2. how every once in a while you find a kick-ass weapon like a rocket launcher or a shotgun, or something sleek like a sniper rifle, while other times you get stuck with something crappy like the spray'n'pray plasma rifle or something. i thought that was a pretty good comparison, so now anyone who reads this can also experience the joy of home decorating and halo. how fun!

on a slightly different note, we were in menards today and i saw a birdhouse windchime. what is the practicality of that. i'd feel sorry for the birds who decided to hole up in that thing. it would be like having a bunch of noisy neighbors who are constantly trying in vain to cook living under you. screw the windchimes and just let to poor birds live in peace. it would make the birds happy, and me to.

2005-01-15T13:30:00.000-06:00

John's going poop right now... hehe

Middle Sodakia

2005-01-15T11:42:00.000-06:00

The main floor of the house will now and forever be known as middle sodakia, and its inhabitants are the Solo's which makes me, Han Solo, the mayor. I win. and its funny that the inhabitants are called Solo's since Solo means alone and thats what I am, alone. Alone on middle sodakia, alone in the sodakian household, alone in life. i shall travel this lonely road with my head held high in the hopes that someday, somewhere in my journey i will meet one who will join with me. then she shall become mrs. solo and we will raise little Solo's and then solo wont mean alone anymore. I just pray that God does not forsake me and that my someone is out there, somewhere.

2005-01-15T01:24:00.000-06:00

It's a miserable thing living in the cold.

But not as miserable as having your face crushed.

Well. Yes it is, if you're a pup. Imagine being born into 20 degree weather, taken from your home and set onto an icy path everyday so you can shit out whatever parasite has infected you.

Or you can listen to most of "Appetite For Destruction" on the radio because the thought hadn't occurred to your ride to change the station.

And now 'Mr. Brownstone' is struck in your head.

And then you take it out on the guy who is asleep and alter his image in photoshop, all the while laughing your ass off cause you know he will be upset.

Blame the meece.

title

2005-01-10T23:45:00.000-06:00

we need a cake!!!
and nolan and i will provide the doughnuts...
jlo will provide the brownies
and matt will provide the taquitos...

2005-01-09T06:17:00.000-06:00

need i say more?

Puppy

2005-01-07T22:17:00.000-06:00

Today we got a new puppy, it is a siberian huskie mix. It is The Katzenjammers puppy. he wants to name it Gitchie but I say bull shit his name shall be ARBITOR and he will one day lead the animal revolt on the planet of Jupiter, cause hes special. He is a little cutie and we all love him, and soon I teach him about sports. all dogs need to know about sports or else they are bitches. cause they are female dogs. hahahahahahaahha bitches I said. I am most hillarious. yea fuck you I am too hilarious.
stop it. stop disagreeing with me. I hate you all. Life sucks. BANG!!!!
good nite cruel world.

2005-01-07T17:26:00.000-06:00

GODDAMMIT I'M MAKING A FUCKING STAND.... TONIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT!!!! WE'RE WATCHING DODGEBALL AND ROBINHOOD MEN IN TIGHTS(IF JON FINDS IT)AND THAT WILL BE FUCKING THAT..... NO OTHER CHOICES .... BITCH!!!!!!!

2005-01-07T11:22:00.000-06:00

I just feel like posting... no reason really... shitty beginning of the day... bored... dont' want to go to sleep... must rip cds... up too 1700... over half way there... must have music collection back.... :D can we buy a robot.... or have dez be a pet grrr... that would be fantastic... I would like to have a robot... robots are fun... until they kill you and rip out your heart and use it for oil...

2005-01-06T17:05:00.000-06:00

This place is the shit, I love it so much and am so sad to have to leave for two months. Money is definately the root of all evil!

I must admit the boys are definately becoming my new family <3

Han, the one who I can't help but to wonder where in the world he comes up with all his shit and the one who is the stereotypical sports fiend...all he needs is "FOOTBALL!", pretzles and a Dr. Pepper

Miracle, oh my little miracle... So sweet so innocent but don't let that fool you ladies he's a tiger in his single sized bed *grrr

Trav, who amazes me with his ability to withstand the ear piercing buzzing of his industrial sized alarm clock

Meeces, the only man I know who likes peanut butter on his grilled cheese sandwich...WTF?

and then Jaily, the one person who will never win Uno against me

These are my boys! God give me strength...

2005-01-06T15:54:00.000-06:00

We're in, not quite settled, but already bored.

At least i am.

Trust me on this.

hmm...pitbull

2005-01-05T22:07:00.000-06:00

we might get a pitbull...i don't know what to say, i think they're...alright dogs, but everytime i hear something about a pitbull, it's something about a red haired kid getting mauled by a pitbull in a trailer park...i'm hesitant, the fat one ALWAYS dies first...

can't we just get a fish? or koala? (the cutest infestation ever) because those don't bite.

oh well, pan run...

i hate cat 5 cables and...

2005-01-05T21:32:00.000-06:00

lost confuses me. maybe that's because i only really started watching it tonight. it wasn't bad, but their composer is horrible. however, alias followed the bad music, and jennifer garner is hot. too bad i didn't watch it because i had to go screw around with cat 5 cables and computers.

2005-01-05T18:30:00.000-06:00

Scheduled House Activity:

Tonight we make stew...
While stew is cooking:
We sit in semi-circle singing kumbahyah while attaching rj45s to the end of cat5s
Eat stew....

2005-01-05T13:54:00.000-06:00

Has anyone ever seen the Darkside of the Wookie????

In all likely hood, if one were so possesed.... to do the darkside of the rainbow trick with any of the star wars movies (the original three)... one would also find an overabundant rapture of euphoric rhymic parallelism... however when playing the darkside of the rainbow with the star wars films the mind-numbing rhymic identity would only occur when Chewbacca was present....

Final summation:

Lets drop some acid, put on some Pink Floyd and watch our good buddy Han

--Yoda

2005-01-04T22:24:00.000-06:00

WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I win

2005-01-04T22:03:00.000-06:00

Victory is mine, I am the first to blog on this site since we have gotten in the house.
We are all in the house now. both at this time that i am writing and also for good like we live here and stuff like that you know what i mean. We got snow today and that was cool, we also got cable so i can blog yaaaay, and also the other day the Mich Wolverines lost which I do not appreciate. but my son nolan and daughter liz bought a wal mart cake in the shape of a football and it said sorry HAN as in sorry for the loss. i was sad they lost but happy i had a tasty treat in the form of a chocolate cake. plus the really really cool thing is that the cake came in a little box called wal mart stadium and it looks like a stadium for football. with painted stands and fans and refs and players. i am the god and supreme being of my football players and they will one day play for me alone just to please me. that is really specail.

the white team is winning!!!

THE DAY IS MINE

2004-12-26T17:25:00.000-06:00

HAHAHHA WTF is up bitches. I am now up in this piece and i am here to let all ya ll know that GLOOM and DOOM will befall any who do not bow before the all powerfull and all knowing DARTH HAN SOLO thats right im a sith lord bitches. snoogens.

the 9th circle of hell is coming...

2004-12-18T16:23:00.000-06:00

i can't wait to get back to sioux falls.
it will be cold.
there will be snow.
shaun will be complaining.
and i will smile.

2004-12-16T20:50:00.000-06:00

for more information visit http://phoenixandthephone824.blogspot.com

2004-12-15T00:48:00.000-06:00

well, after certain comments have been made, i guess i live like an animal...yes, to a cetain degree, yes, yes i do. the reasons...i don't know, this semester has sucked the life out of me, i failed every class and i'm getting an A+ in corporate prostitution at Best Buy. so, everyone in the house has wanted a form of animal, everything from a dog, a kittie, and even a chinchilla. i have a solution, why not just make me the official pet of the house, you guys were discussing putting up bars on my door and locking me, that's all fine and dandy as long as you...
a.)pay for rent
b.)take me for walks
c.)feed me occasionally
d.)allow me 5 cigarettes a day
e.)let me join in on halo 2
...and after these guidelines are met...i'll be the best house Trav ever.
your pet,
trav
(i'll get better once we move, promise)

2004-12-14T17:38:00.000-06:00

when can we go out for ice cream??

2004-12-14T06:18:00.000-06:00

Shaun can now quit complaining because I am HERE!!

2004-12-14T05:58:00.000-06:00

I posted over here as well.

Not that it matters, since the only people who come here know me, and probably went to my site first. but just in case the random fool come along (due to the convienient blogger bar placed above), you may travel on over there, and be bored, or enthused, or dis/interested, sorihg;oejhv;oekj.

Phew.

le'Sigh.

I am typing this as someone is looking over my shoulder.

She is supposed to be contributing, but her email is fucked ( so she claims), and yeah.

"It IS!!!!, I still haven't gotten it! I looked today and, blhakslsknlsmk...."

two weeks or so, and we're in.

I expect genius to spawn like Baker in Halo2.

Type you fools. Type like the wind, like the wind coming down from the north at 40mph that freezes my crotch in an uncomfortable fashion.

Smoke break.

2004-12-12T06:08:00.000-06:00

Liz would be here to help out, but her fucking hotmail account is lame and will not give her emails until they are far out of date, and not worth reading (kind of like the Argus).

OMG LIK U SO FAYMUS.

U R THIS.

2004-12-11T01:20:00.000-06:00

when we say stuff ("blog"), we will place it here...

It's Official...

2004-12-09T03:55:00.000-06:00

This is the house blog. We have a lease signed, and for the next year we will be living under the same roof where everyone can speak and act in random nonsense.

And now a blog where everyone can type constant nonsense.

i'm hoping to actually pull some good shit out of here, but i have a feeling this hope will soon flee in the wake of pent up male frustration and general lack time due to the ever dominating presense of HALO 2.

But yes, we will be moving into a six bedroom house in Tea, S.D. at the very very begining of the new year.

There will be two other contributors to this here blog, and as soon as they get on the internet highway, they will be able to craft script worthy of your ridicule.

another halo-less night

2004-12-09T03:29:00.000-06:00

i think i'm able to control my addiction, i went another day without playing Halo 2, i'm happy, i got some research done...and hope to accomplish some studying as well. i've spent the last few hours listening to music and reading, a feat which hasn't been done in a while, ahhh, music. i'm very happy that we're getting posts on this and more than welcome to more people. i have nothing to say.
trav

2004-12-08T17:10:00.000-06:00

LOOK OUT!!!! or a big house will fall your head!!!! splat!!!

hehehehehehhehe!!!!!!

peace

wahoo...nooch

2004-12-04T04:59:00.000-06:00

there's other people on here, thank fucking god, this blog will actually have meaning in its poor life. who's all who? i'm just happy to get internet connection with the laptop for once. check ya'll later.
trav

woo hoo and then some

2004-12-01T16:04:00.000-06:00

these love affairs and lullabies will be all we leave behind, so let's get started.

woo hoo!!!

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2004-11-29T23:20:00.000-06:00

Much evil will come to all.... followed by death.... and some pistacio pudding

poor un-nurtured blog

2004-10-14T23:11:00.000-05:00

i'm only writing this so this blog doesn't feel left out

does it work...yes

2004-10-12T19:55:00.000-05:00

is it working??? yes it is. there, welcome to the wonderful world of blog.

Sodak blog entry #1

2004-10-12T16:50:00.000-05:00

this is a test, fucker...